I wasn't looking for a fight as I walked down barry road
I was minding my own business, looking at my toes
And then this cat starts fucking meowing at me
But I couldn't tell where from
And I read that cats only meow when they want people's attention

I'm a person, I thought. So I had a look around

There he was, on a windowsill a floor up
How the fuck did he get up there then
And why won't he shut up
So I go over and see what he wants

Says he just wants a hand getting down if that's alright
No problem mate, come here, I'll catch you
And he walks over to me, ready to jump
Then he just rolls back into the open window
Closes it behind him

1 nil to the cat I guess. I've been had.
He's not even got thumbs